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Alaska - I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends T-Shirt
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
642 Reviews
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It’s your favorite drag queen on a premium comfy Graphic T-Shirt officially licensed and exclusively on DragQueenMerch.com!
FEATURES: Premium Graphic T-Shirt
- Material: 100% Ring-spun Cotton
- Pre-shrunk for extra durability
- Ultra-soft fabric for comfort
- Feels Like: Comfy & Soft
- Fit: Unisex - Regular Fit (true to size)
- Elastane rib collar
- Made with eco-friendly, no-fade COLOR VIBE™ Print
- Machine Washable
- Officially Licensed
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AUTHENTIC PROMISE
We support the industry that made us fans in the first place. Unlike the other guys, this merch is officially licensed and made in partnership with your favorite queens, performers, and indie artists. That means we care about quality & authenticity. Connecting fans directly is important to us.
Learn more about our DQM Guarantee >
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EXCLUSIVELY FOR REAL DRAG FANS
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
Total 5 star reviews: 601 Total 4 star reviews: 18 Total 3 star reviews: 17 Total 2 star reviews: 1 Total 1 star reviews: 5
642 reviews
- Rated 5 out of 5 stars1 week agoLove it
I love wearing my drag match to church I feel fabulous and colorful
JCJuan C.CA, United StatesVerified BuyerReviewingJessica Wild - Mmm I Love that Drink T-Shirt Purple / Unisex / 3xl - Rated 5 out of 5 stars1 week agoYes today
Love the color the fit is great I look fabulous
JCJuan C.CA, United StatesVerified BuyerReviewingBianca Del Rio - Unsanitized T-Shirt - New Colors Orange / Unisex / 3xl - Rated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoFantastic
This shirt is fantastic and I will be wearing it this Sunday to church and I will be doing green hair with it. I couldn’t be happier with the stuff that I’ve gotten from dry clean March and this is no exception.
JCJuan C.CA, United StatesVerified BuyerReviewingAlaska - Invasion Bat Sleeve Shirt 3XL / Green - Rated 5 out of 5 stars3 weeks agoI live in this shirt now!
This shirt is perfectly soft and the printed image looks wonderful! It is true to size for unisex t-shirts.
I hate the way any regular T-shirt fits, so I made mine into a collarless crop. I wish I would have gotten a pic of it before I altered it, sorry y'all! The color is true to the pic though so at least there's that 🤷
100 gold stars / would recommend / will be back for other colors
AFAlthea F.KY, United StatesVerified BuyerReviewingKATYA "BLACK METAL" T-Shirt - NEW COLORS Bloody Cardinal Red / Unisex / S
Made for comfort & good vibes.
Show your fan status and love for the queens & performers... but make it comfy.
How comfy is it?- So damn cozy AF.
- More comfortable than what you have on.
- Clouds of fabric that make your skin tingle and becomes your most favorite go-to tee.
Colors so fierce your look is upgraded.
Gorgeous eco-friendly printed art that makes your wardrobe the start of the show.
- Water-based ink technology.
- Full color hues more vibrant than a pink wig.
- Long-lasting No-Fade print quality.
- Machine washable durability.